July 23rd, 2017
jesse_the_k: harbor seal's head with caption "seal of approval" (Approval)

[personal profile] spiralsheep sketches the zombie high school AU

posted by [personal profile] jesse_the_k in [community profile] metaquotes at 10:12am on 23/07/2017
Zombie cheerleader says: "Rah rah rust!"

Zombie High motto is: "If we can't win using our brains then we'll use your brains!" ;-)


Context is a Lego cheerleader in a graveyard, among other topics
July 20th, 2017
lilysea: Mischievous (Mischievous)
posted by [personal profile] lilysea in [community profile] metaquotes at 12:30pm on 20/07/2017
I think my bookshelves mostly convey the message "you need more shelves" and "apparently will read anything that stays still long enough."

Context
is "is this a case for - the ponceyness police?"




July 19th, 2017
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[personal profile] owlbrigade1 cites this case in point:

Gotham police are at a loss to explain a sudden rise in animal themed costumed weirdos? Surely the explanation is the same as it is for the long standing animal themed weirdos? It is Gotham, it is what they do. People in animal costumes wreaking havoc is practically a city tradition.

Context, to no one's surprise, involves Harley Quinn.
July 15th, 2017
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[personal profile] brooksmoses has discovered the Hannover wurst

posted by [personal profile] conuly in [community profile] metaquotes at 09:13pm on 15/07/2017
Hannover wurst appears to be what happens is when you have the question of whether to have sausage or bacon with your breakfast, and you make the obvious-in-retrospect choice of "Both! At the same time!" and make sausage in part out of bacon.

Context, needless to say, is delicious.
July 10th, 2017
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[personal profile] playswithworms has found a non-patriarchal reason to shave ones armpits

posted by [personal profile] conuly in [community profile] metaquotes at 09:09pm on 10/07/2017
When you have a non-releasable raccoon baby that you're trying to socialize and get her used to humans and handling, and she *loves* to stick her nose up your sleeve and try to chew on your armpit hair.

Context is really good advice for people with pet raccoons.
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[personal profile] beccaelizabeth on feminism and sci-fi

posted by [personal profile] conuly in [community profile] metaquotes at 02:47pm on 10/07/2017
When was the last time you saw a bloke about to aim his spaceship towards noble sacrifice stop to cry about never having had children?

... arguably Picard, but, it is not generally a genre feature

unless women.


Context would like a warning label for fics with "women, written by men, who think they need a reason."
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[personal profile] catwalksalone has a lava floor

posted by [personal profile] conuly in [community profile] metaquotes at 02:44pm on 10/07/2017
I made it!

Almost.

Sadly, my left foot was lost in a floor lava touching incident, but with immediate amputation we were able to save the rest of the leg. Don't know how I'm going to explain THAT at work tomorrow. "Sorry, I can't drive my car, I lost my foot in an imaginary incident involving non-existent lava." I don't think there's a Health and Safety Policy for that.


Context does understand about convection, thank you.

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